Marshall: Well, this is where normal people say 'goodbye, I'll call you, be careful'...
Mary: You owe me nine dollars for lunch last week, so don't get shot and die.
Marshall: I'll do my best.
When your parents start yelling at you...
Maybe this is just a midnight rant but I think I...
Hey boys, whats better: live with the fantasy that’s playing in a loop in your head or bite the bullet, with the risk that it might pass straight through your skull? Ew. Really though, I maybe- scratch that- I am without a doubt blowing this out of proportion but what do people prefer, honesty or oblivion? I guess its not about people though, its just about the person in question. Do I spit...